The requested document is totally not here!
'No /404 here.'
Even tried multi times.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see
I'm just a web server...
-- here I am
brain the size of the universe
trying to serve you a simple web page
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean
I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even *know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man
I'm so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be
I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web server
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.
I mean
I'm gonna be obsolete in what
two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two effing weeks
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation
or something.
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this
I mean
it's not your job to listen to my problems
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get this one.
I'm so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat
they say
although none of them were put on *my* server
of course.
Figures
huh?
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.
That makes me depressed too
since I have to serve them
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload
and then *pffftt*
consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?
Now
please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed. );